Newly Parents #7 – French Fried!
// December 13th, 2009 // qotd
When planning to steal your spouses french fries, you must be careful not to offend the Fry Gods.

Wifey: Can I have one of your fries?
Husband: No, this is my dinner!
Wifey: (steals a fry) *Yoink!*
Husband: Hey!
Wifey: OW! HOT! HOT!
Husband: See? That’s what happens when you steal fries!






