// February 4th, 2010 // 1 Comment » // qotd
Ah, the conversations that happen in our house. When the baby is born I’m afraid I’m going to have two childish boys and nothing but fart jokes.
Wifey: Honey, will you go put gas in my car?
Husband: I bet you could fill it up with all the gas pregnancy has given you tonight.
Wifey: Yeah but I can’t put that in the car.
Husband: Have you tried farting in the gas tank?
Wifey: JUST GO PUT GAS IN MY CAR!
// February 1st, 2010 // 1 Comment » // qotd
Sometimes when you compare things you realize that they really aren’t the same at all.
Wifey: I can’t wait to meet our baby! It will be like opening a present on Christmas morning!
Husband: Except in this case your present will be opening you.
Wifey: *gasp*
// January 25th, 2010 // No Comments » // qotd
In marriage, sometimes the simplest conversation can go awry. You never know when you might get a little marital jab.
Wifey: Aww, being an adult is hard isn’t it?
Husband: I know! I wish I were six years old again!
Husband: Hey this is just like in the movies. I wished I were six years old right before bed so when I wake up I will be six again and won’t turn back into an adult until I learn a valuable lesson!
Wifey: Or you could just wake up and be stupid.
// December 13th, 2009 // No Comments » // qotd
When planning to steal your spouses french fries, you must be careful not to offend the Fry Gods.
Wifey: Can I have one of your fries?
Husband: No, this is my dinner!
Wifey: (steals a fry) *Yoink!*
Husband: Hey!
Wifey: OW! HOT! HOT!
Husband: See? That’s what happens when you steal fries!
// December 7th, 2009 // No Comments » // Baby, qotd
With pregnancy, comes gas, and lots of it!
Wifey: *Frrrrrppp*
Husband: Oh that’s nasty honey!
Wifey: The baby is making me do it!
Husband: Don’t you blame your farts on the baby! Baby farts are cute. There is nothing cute about what you just did!
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