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Parenting Tips: Do’s and Don’ts

// February 6th, 2010 // 1 Comment » // Baby

Throughout the pregnancy, we have bought and been given several baby books. What To Expect, Belly Laughs, The Expectant Father, Skinny Bitch: Bun In the Oven just to name a few. While each of these books have great information in them, there are some of the every day things they just don’t explain.

Since a picture is worth a thousand words, what better way to explain the everyday items of parenting than in pictures. Enjoy!

If you enjoy these parenting tips (or the pregnancy tips we posted the other day) you can go pick up the books at Amazon. Click on either book to go take a look!

NewlyParents #8 – Just Like The Movies

// January 25th, 2010 // No Comments » // qotd

In marriage, sometimes the simplest conversation can go awry. You never know when you might get a little marital jab.

Wifey: Aww, being an adult is hard isn’t it?

Husband: I know! I wish I were six years old again!

Husband: Hey this is just like in the movies. I wished I were six years old right before bed so when I wake up I will be six again and won’t turn back into an adult until I learn a valuable lesson!

Wifey: Or you could just wake up and be stupid.

Newly Parents #7 – French Fried!

// December 13th, 2009 // No Comments » // qotd

When planning to steal your spouses french fries, you must be careful not to offend the Fry Gods.

Wifey: Can I have one of your fries?

Husband: No, this is my dinner!

Wifey: (steals a fry) *Yoink!*

Husband: Hey!

Wifey: OW! HOT! HOT!

Husband: See? That’s what happens when you steal fries!